Dumb Status Messages

got my chill clothes on

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:44:52 -0400

straight chillen got my chill clothes on ready 4 this big game 2day…..this is 4 the pac-6 BABY!!

I'm a record breaker

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:44:13 -0400

I’m a record breaker. Every day I beat my previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

Thru My Eyes

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:34:57 -0400

Look At Things Thru My Eyes…..Ima Stay on My Grind to Win da Prize 4 hours ago.
Mood: optimistic

COME WITH ME...

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:51:48 -0400

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

errthang settle fo realll

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:31:41 -0400

i be here when the smoke clear and errthang settle fo realllllllllllllll.

Cold dicks

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:53:48 -0400

I should make a gallery of cold dicks. Who wants to model?

Home or PMS Week

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:54:27 -0400

Got tears in my eyes listening to James Taylor live @ obama rally. Not sure why. Reminds me of home or its PMS week and I forgot.

Britney Thanks Her Fans

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:31:55 -0400

I want to thank all my fans for making Womanizer #1. I’m recording my new album & hope you guys are blown away. Thank you so much! ~Britney

Birthday 2morrow

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:36:43 -0400

is birthday 2morrow not goin 2 skoo gettin fucked up ya digg…..mi party on friday hit mi inbox up or cell if u tryin 2 cum im out bitches!!!!heeee

couldnt buy a hit if i had Oprahs’ money On Saturday.Mood:...

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:26:31 -0400

couldnt buy a hit if i had Oprahs’ money On Saturday.
Mood: ashamed

Half Man, Half Tree

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:46:09 -0400

is fascinated and amazed by the half man half tree guy! Its the most unreal thing ive ever seen.

Scoop of Cool

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:43:02 -0400

is Now let me tell you the recipe, it takes a scoop of being cool.

Needs Page Views!

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:41:49 -0400

SHE NEEDS PAGE VIEWS!! BAD!! HELP HER POPULARITY PLZ. WILL RTF! 7 days ago
exhausted 2 days ago

Burritos

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:40:00 -0400

is burritos.

I can buy you a few outfits

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:35:06 -0400

…i aint gon’ make no promises,but i can buy you a few outfits,get you how you posed to look…gucci shoes & matching pocketbook.GUCCI!

Not a chinaman

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:15:47 -0400

is not a chinaman, cause i aint from China man, I am Japan man.

Gucci Bandana

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:12:06 -0400

GUCCI BANDANA GUCCI GUCCI BANDANA 2 hours ago.

Mood: crazy

Hang[Oh!]ver

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:09:25 -0400

WOKE UP with a hang[0h!]ver leave a message at the b°e°e°p…..bXtch. && happy bday 2 my boyfriend St∃v∃n..ooh boy u my ♥ haha.

The Wrong Color Collar

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:01:15 -0400

Right Now I May Be Wearing the Wrong Color Collar, But I Will Reach..One Day I’ll Be the Man I Was Meant to Be When I’m Gazing up at a Full Moon on the Beach…

We BIG

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:00:04 -0400

we big not in a sense of weight but we COLLASAL 20th in the country.