Dumb Status Messages

got my chill clothes on

straight chillen got my chill clothes on ready 4 this big game 2day…..this is 4 the pac-6...

Oct 24th

I'm a record breaker

I’m a record breaker. Every day I beat my previous record for the number of consecutive days...

Oct 24th

Thru My Eyes

Look At Things Thru My Eyes…..Ima Stay on My Grind to Win da Prize 4 hours ago. Mood:...

Oct 23rd

COME WITH ME...

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

Oct 22nd

errthang settle fo realll

i be here when the smoke clear and errthang settle fo realllllllllllllll.

Oct 22nd

Cold dicks

I should make a gallery of cold dicks. Who wants to model?

Oct 21st

Home or PMS Week

Got tears in my eyes listening to James Taylor live @ obama rally. Not sure why. Reminds me of home...

Oct 21st

Britney Thanks Her Fans

I want to thank all my fans for making Womanizer #1. I’m recording my new album & hope you...

Oct 21st

Birthday 2morrow

is birthday 2morrow not goin 2 skoo gettin fucked up ya digg…..mi party on friday hit mi inbox...

Oct 21st

couldnt buy a hit if i had Oprahs’ money On Saturday....

Oct 20th

Half Man, Half Tree

is fascinated and amazed by the half man half tree guy! Its the most unreal thing ive ever seen.

Oct 20th

Scoop of Cool

is Now let me tell you the recipe, it takes a scoop of being cool.

Oct 20th

Needs Page Views!

SHE NEEDS PAGE VIEWS!! BAD!! HELP HER POPULARITY PLZ. WILL RTF! 7 days ago exhausted 2 days ago

Oct 15th

Burritos

is burritos.

Oct 15th

I can buy you a few outfits

…i aint gon’ make no promises,but i can buy you a few outfits,get you how you posed to...

Oct 15th

Not a chinaman

is not a chinaman, cause i aint from China man, I am Japan man.

Oct 14th

Gucci Bandana

GUCCI BANDANA GUCCI GUCCI BANDANA 2 hours ago. Mood: crazy

Oct 14th

Hang[Oh!]ver

WOKE UP with a hang[0h!]ver leave a message at the b°e°e°p…..bXtch. && happy bday 2 my...

Oct 14th

The Wrong Color Collar

Right Now I May Be Wearing the Wrong Color Collar, But I Will Reach..One Day I’ll Be the Man I...

Oct 13th

We BIG

we big not in a sense of weight but we COLLASAL 20th in the country.

Oct 13th

Tick Tick...

bitch im the bomb like tick tick 11 minutes ago. Mood: crunk

Oct 10th

Stupid Hoes

is like WTF? UMMMMMMMMM……..NO COMMENT!STUPID ASS PEOPLE…DESPERATE HOES…YALL...

Oct 10th

Heaven, Hell, Jail

knows there’s a place called heaven and a palce called hell, a place called prison n a place...

Oct 10th

Confused adfadfds

doesnt know what to think about his new sexual orientation. —kind of like Tila Tequila?

Oct 9th

Stuntin' So Hard...

Stuntin so hard ima need a stunt double

Oct 9th

Let Me Explain

Whats understood ain’t gotta be explained, But you don’t understand me so let me...

Oct 9th

chillinnnn like a villlan with cockface.. meeting peeps...

Oct 9th

School isn't like Harry Potter movies

going away 2 school is nothing like the harry potter movies! LOL.

Oct 8th

I'm a chickenhead

Firstname Lastname is if im a chickenhead, you a chickenhead but i love that chickenhead to death.

Oct 8th

Dumb Status Message 2

IS ANYTHING IM DOIN BRAND  NEW???  WHATS POPPIN MYSPACE…..TEXT ME….IS ANYTHING IM DOING...

Oct 8th

Dumb Status Message 1

“im takin high skool by force if u think u kan stop mejus try ur jus in embarresin...

Oct 8th